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Hello Every one my name is phil (everyone says Hi Phil) and i am an alcoholic.[/u]
Phil, are you a suffering, recovering, or accepted alcoholic?
NOTE: Suffering means you go to the meetings. Accepted means you know you're an alky and just don't care.
A ROUND OF SHOTS ON ME!!
NOTE: Suffering means you go to the meetings. Accepted means you know you're an alky and just don't care.
A ROUND OF SHOTS ON ME!!
I will consistently sacrifice political correctness for an attempt at humor. If ya can't deal, then ya need ta stop being ign'ant.
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(1) Age doesn't matter if your parent have a liquor cabinet w/o a key. When I was 14 a friend of mine had such a situation, so it was Jack & OJ for breakfast every morning for the first semester, until her dad realized his Jack was disappearing faster than he was drinking it, and installed a lockPaintball wrote:rofl, death isnt even an alcoholic. I would know. 1. hes 14, 2. Im his neighbor so I would know.
(2) Wow, DB - if Paint really is your neighbor, it's no wonder you're an alcoholic! LOL! Just kiddin' Paint! I have no choice but to bust yer chops here, since you're not in-game for me to do it there...
which reminds me - you're in NY - go shovel some of that snow, earn some dough, and buy your internet back yourself! Back in the day I nearly broke my back mowing lawns so I could earn the $100 I needed to buy a 1200 baud modem. Kids these days just have no sense of responsibility... LOL!
I will consistently sacrifice political correctness for an attempt at humor. If ya can't deal, then ya need ta stop being ign'ant.
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Good thought Beast with the shoveling but I have allready thought of that trust me. Heres the problem with the part of new york I live in. My entire neighborhood is all old people. Old people=sucking money from the government. Sucking money from the government=snow blower. Snow Blower=Me out of a job.SirBeast wrote:(1) Age doesn't matter if your parent have a liquor cabinet w/o a key. When I was 14 a friend of mine had such a situation, so it was Jack & OJ for breakfast every morning for the first semester, until her dad realized his Jack was disappearing faster than he was drinking it, and installed a lockPaintball wrote:rofl, death isnt even an alcoholic. I would know. 1. hes 14, 2. Im his neighbor so I would know.
(2) Wow, DB - if Paint really is your neighbor, it's no wonder you're an alcoholic! LOL! Just kiddin' Paint! I have no choice but to bust yer chops here, since you're not in-game for me to do it there...
which reminds me - you're in NY - go shovel some of that snow, earn some dough, and buy your internet back yourself! Back in the day I nearly broke my back mowing lawns so I could earn the $100 I needed to buy a 1200 baud modem. Kids these days just have no sense of responsibility... LOL!
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So tell them you'll use THEIR snowblower and do it FOR them so they don't have to risk a heart attack or slipping on the ice and breaking their other hip... tell them it's normally $10 for a shoveled walk/driveway (arbitrary figure) or only $5 if you use their snowblower.Paintball wrote:Good thought Beast with the shoveling but I have allready thought of that trust me. Heres the problem with the part of new york I live in. My entire neighborhood is all old people. Old people=sucking money from the government. Sucking money from the government=snow blower. Snow Blower=Me out of a job.
I will consistently sacrifice political correctness for an attempt at humor. If ya can't deal, then ya need ta stop being ign'ant.
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