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You know you're a n00b if...

Post by SirBeast » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:46 am

you have to ask "Am I a n00b?"!

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"When some1 says 'Hey n00b!'" you ask "Are you talking to me?"

Any1 else got 1?
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Post by Scion » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:16 am

You know you're a noob when you think all monsters are your friends :P.
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Post by Mr_N_Pants » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:44 am

When you log on the server and keep asking "are those monsters? Why are there dinosaurs? Is that Agent Smith?"

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Post by TheMadDJ » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:16 pm

Seen a couple like that myself d=P

YKYANW You keep wondering why Curse4's voted so much

YKYANW You keep begging for the SSR or similar powerful weapons

YKYANW You keep asking for the keybinds (Can't believe you missed that one Beastie)
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Post by BaronVonRotterdam » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:32 pm

you expect a high level player to give you their primary weapon because its good

you try and vote a greyed out map and ask why it cant be voted

you join the game and immediatly ask if someone has an inf before even firing your weapon

you expect to be godlike in under a week
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Post by TheMadDJ » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:45 pm

Paintball wrote:you join the game and immediately ask if someone has an inf before even firing your weapon
Seeing as half of us do that, Oh Dear d=S
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Post by 1800 » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:29 pm

if you play MM...lol....j/k
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Post by Scion » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:17 pm

YNYANW you keep asking why everyone is jumping at the same time.
Sometimes a crazy move is the best move.

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Post by BoneofMalkav » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:38 pm

YKYANW you ask what every power up does
Like Helter Skelter,And son of Sam.
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Post by Quester115 » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:54 pm

YKYANW your wondering what the hell is going on when people ask to juggle your juvy rocket
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