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Post by -[UI]-License » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:05 am

one day charlie got aids and he is now haunted by the ghost of bob's penis
The penis pees on charlie and charlie dies.

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Post by crayola » Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:36 am

-[UI]-License wrote:
The penis pees on charlie and charlie dies.
then Charlie reunites with Bob the tranny in hell then Bob eats Charlie and then looks like this http://upload7.postimage.org/203254/photo_hosting.html
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Post by Coke » Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:38 am

not2bad wrote:then Charlie reunites with Bob the tranny in hell then Bob eats Charlie and then looks like this
for doing so bob gets sent back up to earth and sits out charlie
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Post by -[UI]-License » Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:36 am

Coke wrote:for doing so bob gets sent back up to earth and sits out charlie
Charlie chases Bob around the street and charlie gets hit by a car.

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Post by BaronVonRotterdam » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:43 pm

-[UI]-License wrote:Charlie chases Bob around the street and charlie gets hit by a car.
then bob trips over charlies corpse and snaps his left tittie in half.
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Post by Coke » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:47 pm

aliens invade earth low up the world THEEND start over
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Post by BaronVonRotterdam » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:49 pm

Coke wrote:aliens invade earth low up the world THEEND start over
then the aliens get drunk and turn back time to before they attacked earth then the aliens blow up from watching interior decorating.
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Post by -[UI]-License » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:03 pm

He said start over :P. Ok i restart again with:

10 little monkeys were jumping on the bed.

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Post by Coke » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:20 pm

1 fell off they panicics and suicded
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Post by Amy Infless » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:11 pm

Paintball wrote:**quick note before i start, these things are so funny and get so out of hand that it is great**, also a quick note I HAVE A VERY CRUDE SENSE OF HUMOR :) ok you have been warned------------------------------------------------------------------------
-[UI]-License wrote:A man named bob is on the toilet taking a pee.
and a squirrel pops out of the toilet hole and bites his penis off.

...sure... and you delete posts which are real life but in jokes its all
allowed all...crude humor, eh?

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