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Post by souless » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:00 am

Coke wrote:1 fell off they panicics and suicded
several fail miserably then go eat 10 gallons of horse raddish
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Post by MrsD » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:59 pm

'several fail miserably then go eat 10 gallons of horse raddish'


which makes their butts burn like fire when they take a dump
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Post by souless » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:47 pm

once off the can they try to commit suicide again! ;)
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Post by MrsD » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:05 pm

and once again they fail terribly, leaving them in psychiatric care in padded cells for 28 days
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Post by souless » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:36 pm

MrsD wrote:and once again they fail terribly, leaving them in psychiatric care in padded cells for 28 days
after 28 days of psychiatry the monkeys see there bill and pass out
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Post by Quester115 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:22 pm

and once again they fail terribly, leaving them in psychiatric care in padded cells for 28 days

after 28 days of psychiatry the monkeys see there bill and pass out
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Eventually come to and become enraged, so they are forced back into their cell, where they meet a big buff guy named al who smirks as he sees them enter.
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Post by MrsD » Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:50 am

Eventually come and become enraged, so they are forced back into their cell, where they meet a big buff guy named al who smirks as he sees them enter.

suddenly the monkeys realise what eating all those horseradishes was all about....preparation for Al and a stinging butt!!
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Post by SirBeast » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:11 am

suddenly the monkeys realise what eating all those horseradishes was all about....preparation for Al and a stinging butt!!

After Al "has his way" with each of the monkeys, he strangles them to death, bashes their heads open on the wall, and has a fulfilling buffet of warm monkey brains eaten with his spoon.
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Post by souless » Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:24 pm

SirBeast wrote:suddenly the monkeys realise what eating all those horseradishes was all about....preparation for Al and a stinging butt!!

After Al "has his way" with each of the monkeys, he strangles them to death, bashes their heads open on the wall, and has a fulfilling buffet of warm monkey brains eaten with his spoon.

souless sits in the courner wishing he had one of thoughs padded wall rooms WITH NO BIG GUY NAME AL IN IT
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Post by BoneofMalkav » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:19 am

Sorry for Reviving an old thread but I simply CAN'T pass up this
souless wrote:
SirBeast wrote:suddenly the monkeys realise what eating all those horseradishes was all about....preparation for Al and a stinging butt!!

After Al "has his way" with each of the monkeys, he strangles them to death, bashes their heads open on the wall, and has a fulfilling buffet of warm monkey brains eaten with his spoon.

souless sits in the courner wishing he had one of thoughs padded wall rooms WITH NO BIG GUY NAME AL IN IT
But souless realizes that he is in a padded wall room with nothing but a bloody knife
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