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Post by Nard » Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:17 pm

For those of you who didnt hear my joke in game. Here it is. This is the first official Joeyz joke about Wop invasion.

"You know when you play WOP Invasion to much when you driving down the road, hit a deer, and get out of the car to check for powerups."

Heres another I just thought of

"You know when you play WOP Invasion to much when the only thing you know how to spell on a spelling test is Wand."
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Post by General-Chainz » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:18 pm

Thank god for Saddam Hussein


The best in game joke i have ever heard was from World of Warcraft. In WoW(World of Worldcraft) if you get to close to a monster it gets aggrevated and comes after you so you dont want to aggro monsters.

n e ways You know you Play WoW to much when your driving and you pass a cop car and hope you didnt aggro it


or have you ever been in real life and went to laugh and said lol instead?
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Post by SirBeast » Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:45 am

General-Chainz wrote:Thank god for Saddam Hussein
^^^ Great video!

General-Chainz wrote:or have you ever been in real life and went to laugh and said lol instead?
Sadly enough, yes...
I will consistently sacrifice political correctness for an attempt at humor. If ya can't deal, then ya need ta stop being ign'ant.

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Post by General-Chainz » Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:55 pm

INAPPROPRIATE! lol yeah that clip is great
Fool I'm a Vet You can bet That
I can Dance Underwater
And Not Get Wet ......Ice Cube

the velocity of my creativity is a reality in the proximity of the
vicinity relatively
to the Stability from the tranquility it all comes naturally F*** doin
it properly .....General-Chainz


And the Generals gave thanks...to the other Ranks....as they held back the enemy Tanks....for awhile ....Roger Waters

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Post by General-Chainz » Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:59 pm

INAPPROPRIATE! lol yeah that clip is great

I remembered another joke I heard b4

If youve ever played Diablo,WoW,D&D or any other questing game where you find items and weapons

Then you know about "Epic drops" A "Epic Drop" is a item which has only a .000009% droprate once in a lifetime if your lucky lol . kinda like the good summons round here.

Anyways You know you play to many RPGS when your girlfriends panties are a "Epic Drop" .

LOL I love that 1 thas funny right there Git R done
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Post by SirBeast » Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:30 pm

General-Chainz wrote:INAPPROPRIATE! lol yeah that clip is great

I remembered another joke I heard b4

If youve ever played Diablo,WoW,D&D or any other questing game where you find items and weapons

Then you know about "Epic drops" A "Epic Drop" is a item which has only a .000009% droprate once in a lifetime if your lucky lol . kinda like the good summons round here.

Anyways You know you play to many RPGS when your girlfriends panties are a "Epic Drop" .

LOL I love that 1 thas funny right there Git R done
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Post by KnaveSkye » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:57 am

everyone knows the real epics are No-Trade =P
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Post by General-Chainz » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:34 pm

KnaveSkye wrote:everyone knows the real epics are No-Trade =P
ouch





BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!


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Fool I'm a Vet You can bet That
I can Dance Underwater
And Not Get Wet ......Ice Cube

the velocity of my creativity is a reality in the proximity of the
vicinity relatively
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And the Generals gave thanks...to the other Ranks....as they held back the enemy Tanks....for awhile ....Roger Waters

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Post by BoneofMalkav » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:14 pm

"You know you play Invasion WOP too much when you pick up a peice of paper with the letter W and you start scrounging around for papers with letters A N and D"

"You know you Play System Shock 2 too much when you blundgen someone with a wrench and you search their bodys for Nanites and Ammo for your pistol."
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Post by TheMadDJ » Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:12 am

YKYPWOPITMW you constantly asked people around you if they have "any nice WOPS"...

Especially in NightClubs d=P
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