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The Wristwatch

Post by SlOpPy2ndS » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:57 pm

The Wristwatch


While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny.

"Nope," replied Jimmy.

"Well, did you get it for Christmas then?"

Again Jimmy says, "Nope."

"You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny.

"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'.
Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.

Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch.
He vowed to get one for himself.

That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.

Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.

His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily, "What do you want now?"

"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.

Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner, but keep quiet !!!!
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Post by SirBeast » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:14 pm

ROFLMAO! AWESOME! Thanks Sloppy!
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Post by Quester115 » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:20 pm

wow... lmao, thats just wrong sloppy, lol
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Post by TheMadDJ » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:41 am

Epic. Win.
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Post by BoneofMalkav » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:06 am

lol LmMfAoRoFL
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Post by Son.Of.D@rk » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:09 am

Ahahahahhahahah xD

Hilarious.

Thanks for the laugh.
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Post by 1800 » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:00 pm

good one slop
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