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problem with (birthday/xmas-) gifts for your own childs...

Post by Amy Infless » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:20 am

A man went home from work. He is late, and suddenly he remembers,
today is his daughters birthday. So he hurry into a toyshop , looks around
and ask the saleswoman: "i´m looking for a Barbie-doll ?!?".

She asks, "Which one, we have:

1) 'ShoppingBarbie', 19,95$
2) 'BeachBarbie', 19,95$
3) 'OperaBarbie', 19,95$
4) 'HolidayBarbie' 19,95$ and
5) 'DivorceBarbie' 395$ ?"

"What the hell? All Barbies 19,95$, but 'DivorceBarbie' costs 395$?"

"Yes", she says, "with 'DivorceBarbie' you get 'Ken´s House', 'Ken´s Boat', 'Ken`s Car', 'Ken´s Motorcycle', 'Ken´s........"


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Post by Gothicize » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:04 am

lol

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