You know you're a n00b if...

Scion · Post by **Scion** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:44 pm

YKYANW you see someone using fly pu and ask which admin did that and isn't that cheating

YKYANW you come onto a server and cuss out an admin and then leave thinking you can't be banned if you're not on the server

n3wb13 · Post by **n3wb13** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:31 pm

YNYANW you repeatedly ask for a pu that no one has

YNYANW you ask how (high level) players arent getting hurt by monsters

YNYANW you ask how players are moving so fast

Mr_N_Pants wrote:Is that Agent Smith?"

YNYANW you also ask "Are those Nazis?" "Was that Osama?"

souless · Post by **souless** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:33 pm

YNYANW i say how bout that weather and somebody says back ill have a chocolate shake hold the fries

YNYANW ur the last person in the wave and i have to say DONT BE A HERO!!!!

they were not very relavent to this server but i believe it was very nessasry to say

Scion · Post by **Scion** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:57 pm

YKYANW you are last person alive and suicide to try and get another wrench

YKYANW you ask where do titans get their rocks and why don't they seem to run out of rocks

YKYANW you ask how long till a turbo laser smith runs out of ammo

YKYANW you ask why does the super shock rifle only have one ammo

YKYANW you ask why people can kill things with their shock rifles but you can't *hint-hint, they are using ssr's

and you're not

YKYANW you want to test out how the deemer works, so you shoot it at the ground

YKYANW that deemer you just shot at the ground goes off and actually kills someone

YKYANW you lay down a tran and then just watch it get broken and then decide to use it

YKYANW a nuke goes off and you shoot a tran into it and wonder why you died when you tried to use it

YKYANW you see people getting sucked up by a vortex and then go out to see what is killing them

YKYANW you died from that vortex you see everyone being killed by

YKYANW you get a bunker and decide to place it so others can use it, you go to a corner and forget to turn so you face AWAY from the corner, and you use the bunker, and now annoyed that you can't fight

YKYANW you got to a hiding place where no monsters can attack you and you place a wall (or more) on the wrong side of the room and now you can't get out

Crazy_Barks · Post by **Crazy_Barks** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:40 pm

YKYANW you run up to a lucy on wave 20 with glitched weapons(happaned to me

)

YKYANW you think your safe

Ragnarok · Post by **Ragnarok** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:51 am

YKYANW they dont realize why we dont use single protections.
(heard it from a new guy the other day.)

TheMadDJ · Post by **TheMadDJ** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:40 am

Some people resort to singles late in the game if they can't get p5s. Not that newbish.

TurkeyFromHell · Post by **TurkeyFromHell** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:10 pm

heres a change

YKYnotANW you walk into a crowded room (esp. hallway) and have a moment of wishing you had a fully wop'd/loaded ak with knockback and 5 rage ~_~

i can say that i have had that moment.
i can also say that if you, too, have this moment, don't tell your friends.
it scares them x3

(actually my wish was for a loaded razor bomb or flare but you get the idea)

Scion · Post by **Scion** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:18 pm

YKYANW you come on to server with one name, come back on with another name, and then ask "who the f just erased my lvls", and leave before someone can tell you that changing your name makes a new account and all accounts start at lvl 10, etc

I know one day we are going to probably get something like this

, at least the few people who have sorta did this sticked around long enough for us to tell them this and get them fixed

TheMadDJ · Post by **TheMadDJ** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:40 pm

YKYANW You start screaming about getting killed all the time when you just came on the server for the first time during 10-20.

That or start calling the mods to get free levels or for them to force "easy" maps.

YKYANW You start asking knave to be your CB tutor. Or THE WALL or Sloppy for that matter.

YKYANW You ask people to load your gun for you "because you don't know how to use power ups"

YKYANW You make jokes based around bad smells when people ask for PUs. (Might need to actually blurt some out when I get back on when people start begging for SSR ^_^)