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Rules About Posting Spam
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:35 pm
by BaronVonRotterdam
Hello Everyone,
You can post all the spam you want in here however the rest of the forum rules still apply.
If you need a refresher on the forum rules, go here :arrow:
http://monstermadness.iforumer.com/view ... termadness
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:51 pm
by SirBeast
What qualifies as "Spam" though?
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:10 pm
by BaronVonRotterdam
Heres the best Example of posting spam I found
http://monstermadness.iforumer.com/view ... termadness
also this is spam
****************NOTE I HATE SPAM AND THIS WAS PURELY FOR DEMONSTRATION :D
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gftwae gfhiawepgjnawepg
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****************NOTE I HATE SPAM AND THIS WAS PURELY FOR DEMONSTRATION :D
or this is spam
:lol:
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:11 pm
by DeathBringer
Or this classic, from the wonderful gents of MP
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:31 pm
by SirBeast
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
I almost forgot
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:34 pm
by SirBeast
The link to the Vikings Singing, and the audio of the whole skit:
http://www.detritus.org/spam/
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:45 pm
by Ortega
No comment on the spam....that was crazy crap...both You Beast and Death
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:53 am
by TheMadDJ
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 5:36 pm
by moo
is me just posting pics spamming like this....
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 6:38 pm
by Scion
Uhhhh.... I guess so.
