I HATE STUPID PEOPLE! THIS MEANS YOU!!

[SirBeast]

This is more of a flame than spam, but I figured posting it here would keep Paintttt from whining "That should go in the Spam section!" Paint

First off, my drive to work today SUCKED. I drive 36 miles one-way to work. It usually takes me about 45 minutes. Well, we got about 3 inches of snow last night, which turned every driver on the road into a RETARD, so the drive time this morning TRIPLED - that's almost 2.5 hours for those of you who can't do math. So you have an idea how my day started off.

Once I get in here, I get told by my boss "Do this right away!". OK, I say - is there data? No, he replies, no data - this is an interface issue, which you don't need data for. OK, no problem. After reading the specs, I see that IN THE SPECS someone noted that "This is a download issue, NOT an interface issue". Now mind you, before this made it to me, SIX other people have read it/passed it on. AND I CANT FKNG BELIEVE that I was the FIRST person to read the note that SAID "THIS IS A DOWNLOAD ISSUE". Now, when it's a download issue, data is REQUIRED for coding/testing/debugging. So these other six JACKASSES *COMPLETELY* failed to READ THE FKNG thing and now I am stuck waiting on data WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROVIDED IN THE FIRST FKNG PLACE!!!

This is something almost identical that I have to come home and deal with on a daily basis ON THIS SERVER, which is this:

RTFM: READ THE F***ING MANUAL!!

Don't bother asking me questions if you haven't already done so. THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR!!

Don't try to act like you know what you're doing if you didn't RTFM - IF YOU DO, WE WILL KNOW, BECAUSE WE *DID* READ IT, AND YOU WILL LOOK LIKE THE JACKASS YOU TRULY ARE!!!

Same thing applies here - don't try acting like you know what's going on because you're a manager. If you didn't read the damn specs, you don't have a clue, so don't act like you do - because someone will realize you didn't read the specs and YOU WILL LOOK LIKE THE JACKASS YOU TRULY ARE!!!

To all of the people who are too lazy/illiterate to RTFM - SUCK MY BALLS YOU WASTE OF AIR! GO DIE and let someone INTELLIGENT use your oxygen, YOU MORONIC ASSHATS!

[Coke]

z beast good point its not realy spam...

[SirBeast]

Heh - thanks Coke! Ready to play some DeathBall? Actually, after losing the last map I played last night in WAVE 11, I think I am ready for some DB tonight, if you and some others are up for it. Try to get the word out. I'll probably only play a couple of maps, but hey, it's better than having to listen to "How do I toss my weapon?" again!

That's the one thing about Joeyz allowing 18 players - sure, it's a little easier to get a spot, but it's also easier for more n00bs to join, too. Now mind you, I don't mind n00bs overall - hell, we were all n00bs here once, right? - what I *DO* mind is those that won't take the time to come here and RTFM, and instead hog up the voicechat with all the stupid questions they could have had answered if they *HAD* RTFM!!

One thing's for sure, when I get home tonight, the FIRST thing I am going to do is :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers: :drinkers:

Now THAT'S Spam! :hwsb:

[Ortega]

yeah..that toss artifact and weapons and what are these things droping is crazy right now.

[AXE]

STUPID PEOPLE ;(STOO PID PEE PULL) 1 those are the ones who play zounds after wave 15 and lose their weapons and 1000 bonus points LOL THATS MY DEFINATION

[TheMadDJ]

The IT Industry. The largest magnet for retarded people.

I have a mate once who used to work for NTL's customer support line. He's had everything from people trying to send an email attachment about 30-40Mb off a 44k modem, to someone WRITING click on the mouse.

Morale of the Story. New technology doesn't always mean smarter technology d=)