aper son: i'm c3nsored censord rant rant ranting rant rant of rantingness
jargon WHY! ranting rant ta
axe of doom jargon face ofsense: [slaps aper] SHUT THE
UPaper: thanks
sam: would you like some cinimon?
sense: why yes
sam: AHA!!!11! I tricked you the cinimon was actually Basil. now you will die by basil poisoning. hahahahahahahaha
joe: ¿POR QUÉ?!!!! <- spanish
courtney: ... ... pourquoi
joe: POURQUOI?!!!!
agent smith: it is inevitable
Lord Elrond: I have seen your future, there is only death.
neo: no! I won't beleive it
ren: happy happy joy joy
a voice in the distance: we're going to candy mountain charlie
sam: aw :butthead: courtney get me my gun
courtney: NO...hehehe
...
...
sam: fine I'll get it myself
[but the gun was missing]
Gandalf: snape kills dumbledore cough cho.runyoufools.ugh chough
[gandalf falls into the uber dark pit of unfathomable doom
frodo: NOOOOOOOO!!!!GANDALF
moon:I'm a moon
moon:vomit
a voice in the distance[but closer this time]:c'mon charlie...charlie..charlie.
aper: zomgwtfojstfubbq....um what just happened?
[sense dies]
señor Ka: If you want to die do exactly as i say...TO THE PENGIUN HALL OF DOOM.
aper: no man...just no
señor Ka: I don't need you respect, but I will not tolerate your disrespect!! <- this ones an actuall quote from my band director
frodo: you will not have the ring
[Ka seeing the ring of power goes into a frenzy killing most on the stage]
DA DA DAAAAAAAA <- epinichion
and so ends world war one
rest in peace space cowboy
so what keeps you up at night?
