what book is this text from(minus vowels and spaces!)
whoever makes the correct guess (in the form of a reply) first
getss 100 monster madness credits!!! W00t!!!
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mmvbly.
yeah i'm bored :drinkers:
hint: its the first paragraphs from the first chapter
