R.I.P. Chuck Norris (pronounced dead last week)
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:08 pm
Hello everyone,
I regret to tell you that everyones favorite character from chuck norris jokes, to walker texas ranger has passed away.
Well when they found his body they did an at sight autopsy. Upon the autopsy it was a heart related problem.
Chuck was way horny because he was watching teen age mutant ninja turtles late at night again again, and he took like 10 tubes of viagra toothpaste for an instant boner and what ended up happening was it was sending all his bodys blood supply to his censored.
His censored kept swelling and swelling until it formed a giant clot and his heart gave out. Today his censored is now a tourist attraction. when his censored reached final stretched size it was like 1 square mile.
ya did i tell you my friend works there as a janitor?
ya he was maintaining the tourist attraction (chucks censored), and as he did the building that held it open was shaking.
and all the sudden he heard this giant convulsion happen from one end of the attraction to the other.
and before he knew it all these huge ass tad poles were asking him directions to "the egg"
and he said he told them that the egg is in albany
..big white building... cant miss it.
So the familys of albany are in grave danger of attack by a army of tad poles that will leave a hard film over albany when it is done trapping everyone and eventually blocking them from oxygen.
Thank you for reading.
Created soley by me late at night. Ask virussick if you dont believe me. hahaaaaahahaaahaha
I regret to tell you that everyones favorite character from chuck norris jokes, to walker texas ranger has passed away.
Well when they found his body they did an at sight autopsy. Upon the autopsy it was a heart related problem.
Chuck was way horny because he was watching teen age mutant ninja turtles late at night again again, and he took like 10 tubes of viagra toothpaste for an instant boner and what ended up happening was it was sending all his bodys blood supply to his censored.
His censored kept swelling and swelling until it formed a giant clot and his heart gave out. Today his censored is now a tourist attraction. when his censored reached final stretched size it was like 1 square mile.
ya did i tell you my friend works there as a janitor?
ya he was maintaining the tourist attraction (chucks censored), and as he did the building that held it open was shaking.
and all the sudden he heard this giant convulsion happen from one end of the attraction to the other.
and before he knew it all these huge ass tad poles were asking him directions to "the egg"
and he said he told them that the egg is in albany
..big white building... cant miss it.
So the familys of albany are in grave danger of attack by a army of tad poles that will leave a hard film over albany when it is done trapping everyone and eventually blocking them from oxygen.
Thank you for reading.
Created soley by me late at night. Ask virussick if you dont believe me. hahaaaaahahaaahaha
lollol I forgot all about this post hahahahahahahaha