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Post by TurkeyFromHell » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:34 pm

Nard wrote:Eat, $hit, and die

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Post by TurkeyFromHell » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:38 pm

ok i hav 3


O.O??wtf is th-... wait nvm.. it's ur face...

you remind me of a picture of an elephant i drew in first grade.

since when do they let sewage systems walk around???

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Post by TheMadDJ » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:45 pm

Erm...nice try Turkey...I think...

Anyway, two of the best put downs I've heard are:

You have the brain of a 5 year old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it

You use your tongue prettier than a $20 dollar whore

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Post by TurkeyFromHell » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:51 pm

i like the conserve oxygen one.

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Post by SirBeast » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:15 am

"She's not very smart - she has to reach into her bra to count to two." - Rodney Dangerfield
I will consistently sacrifice political correctness for an attempt at humor. If ya can't deal, then ya need ta stop being ign'ant.

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Post by SirBeast » Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:51 am

"On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my dumbest day." - Judge Judy Sheindlin
I will consistently sacrifice political correctness for an attempt at humor. If ya can't deal, then ya need ta stop being ign'ant.

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Post by TurkeyFromHell » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:17 am

don't try too hard to talk to me or you may forget to breath.

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Post by -[UI]-License » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:13 pm

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

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Post by -[UI]-License » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:17 pm

If idiots can fly, this would be an airport.

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Post by AngelDust » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:43 pm

<dipsh*t> :|
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