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Post by TurkeyFromHell » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:15 am

souless wrote:this is probally to long for a one liner joke but whatever kinda more like a comback to the gay did ur mom jokes


while u were banging middle aged women i was tieing ur mom to a chair ripping her heart out and shoving it in a blender
well while u were busy murdering dying people i was off having fun playing ut. <====---- cant top that
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Post by homeland_2.0 » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:18 am

you are so ulgy when you were born your mother had to breast feed you through a straw lol
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Post by AngelDust » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:43 am

dam dats a ugly baby :shock:
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Post by Amy Infless » Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:45 pm

well i can delete the ":" and write all into one line then you have the one-liner.... but maybe the effect is gone...

i allways have a pic of the ugliest boy in my purse - when he starts lookin nice i know i need to stop drinking.

maybe its to long too....
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Post by TurkeyFromHell » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:08 pm

don't worry, we live in a tolerant society *cough*
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Post by Coke » Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:48 am

OMG get outa my trash our getting it dirty
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Beast's snap for 4/2

Post by SirBeast » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:00 am

(to a member of the opposite sex) I'm not gay, but if I was, you'd probably be the reason.
I will consistently sacrifice political correctness for an attempt at humor. If ya can't deal, then ya need ta stop being ign'ant.

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Post by TurkeyFromHell » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:03 pm

SirBeast wrote:(to a member of the opposite sex) I'm not gay, but if I was, you'd probably be the reason.
(to someone who just said that) u mean ur not gay? damn, right when i was starting to feel safe
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Post by Nard » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:12 pm

homeland_2.0 wrote:you are so ulgy when you were born your mother had to breast feed you through a straw lol
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Thats the kid airman had 2 years ago. You should see what he looks like now. Lol.
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Post by airrrr man » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:33 pm

Nard wrote:
homeland_2.0 wrote:you are so ulgy when you were born your mother had to breast feed you through a straw lol
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Thats the kid airman had 2 years ago. You should see what he looks like now. Lol.
He has the face of his father.
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