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Post by Freon » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:43 pm

!I'm married...But I'm not gonna say anything about women, or...somebody might come in here and kick my...
ain't you a bit young to get tied down? must not be a student of Leykis 101...

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Post by jaybud4 » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:28 pm

Freon wrote:
!I'm married...But I'm not gonna say anything about women, or...somebody might come in here and kick my...
ain't you a bit young to get tied down? must not be a student of Leykis 101...
Young? Nah, it was her idea (thats a change from the usual, huh?)
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Post by Young_Maylay » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:06 am

just came from my date wit my gurl april not too long ago we went to the movies and saw "The Break Up" wit too other friends and it was bad thats what everyone said but i guess the movie means what it says they break up at the end of the movie and we kissed pretty much through the entire movie if my gurl and her friend were talkin me and my home boy watch the movie when they'd talk
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Post by Freon » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:06 am

we kissed pretty much through the entire movie if my gurl and her friend were talkin me and my home boy watch the movie when they'd talk
Lack of punctuation and capitalization caused me read your post multiple times to make sure that I was understanding it correctly....

Insert one period in the above quote after 'talkin' and then use simple logic to put together the "if-when" statement and you might understand what I am speaking of.



and @ Jaybud: The fact that it was her idea makes it sound worse.... But I will withdraw from this topic as there is always a factor in statistics to allow for human nature being unpredictable.

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Post by Bert » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:57 am

Don't get me started on girls ffs.

I've had like 6 girlfriends in the past year as each one did nothing but mess me around in one form or another, so there's only one thing I could do really.

Get wasted and listen to loud music..

Anyway the last one who came to me was a friend of mine who I've sort of been out with before who came round and invited me to her mates party etc after I split up with the last one, but she started being funny with me half way through the night and I accidentally called her by my exs name whilst arguing back with her.

That was nearly 2 weeks ago now and shes still not talking to me..

Ah well, at least the weather is hot hot hot over here at the moment.

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Post by jaybud4 » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:25 pm

Well I suppose no girl likes being called someone else's name...
Good luck with the next one, mate.
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Post by Young_Maylay » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:32 pm

jaybud4 wrote:Well I suppose no girl likes being called someone else's name...
Good luck with the next one, mate.

yep girls will flip in a heart beat if u called them another girls name
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Post by Bert » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:53 pm

This ones taken it a step too far though and I've had to go to the police with it, I'm expecting a visit from them tonight so I can give them a statement.

She has been telling people that I bit her arm causing a scar while she was alone with me and that everything happened at my place and there was no party at her mates house, (or something along those lines) which is untrue and I have the evidence and the witnesses to back it up.

I reckon that she's probably self harmed and then told people that I've done it, as the first I heard about this was over the phone when my ex girlfriends sister called me about something.

As my ex and this girl know each other.

I've had funny phone calls recently which I now believe came from this girl (possibly in collaboration with my ex) as she even went so far as to get her little sister to call me and give me abuse over it yesterday, which I think is completely sick as her sister is only a little girl.

I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in her head, but we'll see what the police have to say about it!

I've blocked the numbers they used so they cant call me again, its just that I'm tired of dumb ass ex partners using their mates their families and the phone to do my head in.

I'm used to being threatened by the friends of disgruntled ex girlfriends as it happens nearly every time even if it was entirely their fault, and they think that I cant do censored all about it because I live alone..

Which is a mistake.

Though I'm not going to stand for being accused of things I haven't done, this stops right now.

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Post by jaybud4 » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:04 pm

Bert wrote:This ones taken it a step too far though and I've had to go to the police with it, I'm expecting a visit from them tonight so I can give them a statement.

She has been telling people that I bit her arm causing a scar while she was alone with me and that everything happened at my place and there was no party at her mates house, (or something along those lines) which is untrue and I have the evidence and the witnesses to back it up.

I reckon that she's probably self harmed and then told people that I've done it, as the first I heard about this was over the phone when my ex girlfriends sister called me about something.

As my ex and this girl know each other.

I've had funny phone calls recently which I now believe came from this girl (possibly in collaboration with my ex) as she even went so far as to get her little sister to call me and give me abuse over it yesterday, which I think is completely sick as her sister is only a little girl.

I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in her head, but we'll see what the police have to say about it!

I've blocked the numbers they used so they cant call me again, its just that I'm tired of dumb ass ex partners using their mates their families and the phone to do my head in.

I'm used to being threatened by the friends of disgruntled ex girlfriends as it happens nearly every time even if it was entirely their fault, and they think that I cant do **** all about it because I live alone..

Which is a mistake.

Though I'm not going to stand for being accused of things I haven't done, this stops right now.
Wow. That girl is censored up, man. (sorry to swear, but it just had to be said.) I hope you get through this alright.
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Post by Young_Maylay » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:44 pm

Bert wrote:This ones taken it a step too far though and I've had to go to the police with it, I'm expecting a visit from them tonight so I can give them a statement.

She has been telling people that I bit her arm causing a scar while she was alone with me and that everything happened at my place and there was no party at her mates house, (or something along those lines) which is untrue and I have the evidence and the witnesses to back it up.

I reckon that she's probably self harmed and then told people that I've done it, as the first I heard about this was over the phone when my ex girlfriends sister called me about something.

As my ex and this girl know each other.

I've had funny phone calls recently which I now believe came from this girl (possibly in collaboration with my ex) as she even went so far as to get her little sister to call me and give me abuse over it yesterday, which I think is completely sick as her sister is only a little girl.

I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in her head, but we'll see what the police have to say about it!

I've blocked the numbers they used so they cant call me again, its just that I'm tired of dumb ass ex partners using their mates their families and the phone to do my head in.

I'm used to being threatened by the friends of disgruntled ex girlfriends as it happens nearly every time even if it was entirely their fault, and they think that I cant do **** all about it because I live alone..

Which is a mistake.

Though I'm not going to stand for being accused of things I haven't done, this stops right now.

HOLY SH**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL
I ma gangsta best believe dat, bull**** wit me and i'll shot ya wit the gat;best believe i stay strapped all da time,even when i'm spittin my rhymes.I STAY STRAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!
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