You Know You're Not Right When

Bert · Post by **Bert** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:02 pm

I made these up (except the program on tv one) because I was bored, but who cares anyway right?

You know somethings not right when:

You drink larger quantities of spirits a week than you do tea or coffee

You can carry on a 30 minute discussion about the mechanics and history of air brakes

You find fluid mechanics interesting

You become addicted to take away pizza

You later become addicted to anything so long as it is smothered in chilli and garlic sauces

Someone mentions, "the Atlantis expedition" and you know what that is

You know the names of all the characters from every series of 24, yet you still don't know the names of some people you work with

You intuitively know why they came up with a fictional variant of VX nerve gas for series 5 so that it would be more practical for a television show

You hear about this amazing new program, and are extremely disappointed when you learn its on television

You have contemplated making your own work name badge so that you look more important than everyone else to disingenuous business clients (if you have actually done this, you need to get out more)

Few people under 30 can understand what you say half the time

You spend over £250 on some elaborate instrument that you will never use, yet label a friend or colleague as anally retentive for spending £200 on the latest mobile phone to hit the market

You managed to mess up your last date by addressing them by your ex's name

You see the letters "DD" and the first thing that comes in to your mind is not boobies

You can give (or possibly have given) a detailed scientific explanation as to why putting glow sticks in the freezer will not allow you to use them twice

You can estimate the class and weight of almost any vehicle just by looking at its dimensions, and are right 90% of the time

You have stolen rolls of toilet paper from public restrooms

You sing along to those repetitive radio ads like Car craft and Sheila's wheels.

Everything is your banks fault

Everything else is your employers fault

Coming up with de motivational quotes is fun

Making everyone else's day as miserable as yours is fun, especially when used in conjunction with the above

You make maps of places you used to hang out as a kid, or rough approximations of them

You understood the above statement

You are the way you are because you are just stressed, others who act out of line are just arrogant swine's

You have an eclectic taste in music

Respect is more important to you than sex or money, and you aren't afraid of showing it

You agree with 4 or more of these statements

You feel you just have to add to them

AngelDust · Post by **AngelDust** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:14 pm

daaam, you must have been extra bored to write all of that!

Post by **BaronVonRotterdam** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:29 pm

agreed

Bert · Post by **Bert** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:33 pm

As in you agreed with my statement or....?

jaybud4 · Post by **jaybud4** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:47 pm

Bert wrote:As in you agreed with my statement or....?

He was talking about Angel's post

Bert · Post by **Bert** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:54 pm

Lol, no shit Holmes