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What would you do for a Klondike Bar???

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:09 am
by Thix
Watching these new Klondike bar commercials has got me thinking... Would you let a horse drag you bare assed over 15 feet of coarse sandpaper? How about take a 8-lb sledgehammer to your foot? Or maybe even lick a freshly peed on toilet seat?

I'm going to hell for this one :twisted:

If any of you have ideas... let me hear em, as I will be thinking of more myself.

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:13 pm
by BaronVonRotterdam
1.) What if you took your girl friends tampon and then replaced it with a remote control tazor tampon?

2.) What if you took a co2 tank and shoved it up someones ass and turned it on all the way?

3.) What if you put nair in your neighbors shampoo bottle.

4.) What if you bought a remote control fart machine and put it at your sisters wedding alter.

5.) What if you put itching powder in your aunts bra?

6.) What if you jizzed in your families hair conditioner?

7.) What if you took dog crap and put it on your evil sisters bed at night?

8.) What if you made you told your sister that you were actually making her a root beer float (but used pepsi) and put mentos in the whiped cream instead of what she thought was sweet tarts?

9.) What if your neighbor came to your house asking to borrow some vanilla and actually gave them worstishier sauce (actually did this.. they were making ice cream lol!). Ok im out of thoughts, muahahaha dont mess with my evil maniacle mind 8)

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:33 pm
by Thix
How about slapping yourself in the face with a rubber chicken filled with mercury?
Or letting Rosie O'Donnell drop a cleveland steamer on your chest? :vom: (cleveland steamer=turd for all you yung'ens)
or run through a cactus patch buut naked
or jump off a 15-foot high ledge with fishing wire tied around your junk? :-&
or popping a squat on a red ant hill?
hmmm.... I seem to have lost my train of thought.

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:47 pm
by Jet$
yep did all of that already even the letting Rosie O'Donnell drop a cleveland steamer on your chest which was my personal fav.!
lol!