Who was Jesus ?

[|bah|Ariel]

There are three evidence that Jesus was a Mexican

1. His name was Jesus
2. He spoke two languages
3. He was always pestered by the goverment


At the same time there are good evidence that Jesus was black

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked gospel
3. He could not get a fair trial

Three strong evidence says that Jesus was from Italy

1. He gesticulate with his hands when he talked
2. He had wine to every meal
3. He was certain that his mother was a virgin, and his mother was certain he was god.

Three evidence point that he was from California

1. He never cut his hair
2. He was always barefooted
3. He founded a new religion

But the strongest evidence says the Jesus was a woman

1. He had to feed a large number with short notice , even if there was no food
2. He tried to make his voice heard amongst lots of men that did not understand
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up cos there was more work to do