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Reasons Computers Must Be Male

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:20 pm
by Anonymous
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

A better model is always just around the corner.

They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

It is always necessary to have a backup.

They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

The lights are on but nobody's home.

Big power surges knock them out for the night.

Size does matter.

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:45 am
by Bert
That's good and all but the connections on my computer coupled with its stubborn unwillingness to do things would seem to suggest that it is very female.