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You know your PC is shot when...

Post by BaronVonRotterdam » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:32 pm

Welcome to a parody of "You know your a n00b if..." originally started by the comedic genius SirBeast

Now, where to begin...

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Post by Archangel » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:13 pm

When the RED GLOW from the inside of the case ISN'T from the red light you've installed.
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Post by Quester115 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:17 pm

YKYPISW

you can hear your ram >.<
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Post by TheMadDJ » Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:48 pm

YKYPISW your name is TheMadDJ

So guilty!
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Post by kanabanoid » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:56 pm

YKYPISW it finaly gets to you in the mail and it has DELL writen on the box : )
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Post by Quester115 » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:38 pm

YKYPISW...

it won't turn on and the first thing you do is make sure the tin foil is still in place.
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Post by Scion » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:41 am

YKYPISW

it emails you spam.

your computer catches on fire.

your computer automaticly goes to tech support upon boot up.

your computer tries to fix itself but instead corrupts its operating system.

your D-drive wants to eat all the discs you give it.

your computer has no slots for USB's, FireWire, or your mouse.

your computer shakes like its having a seizure.

your computer decides to do a physical data dump.

your computer has a dust cloud hanging around it.
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Post by souless » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:22 pm

YKYPISW you know nothing about computers and figure since hitting an object with a hammer fixes everything else why not try it on your computer
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Re: You know your PC is shot when...

Post by SirBeast » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:54 am

Paintball wrote: originally started by the comedic genius SirBeast
Wow! Thanks for compliment PB! Much appreciated! I mean, I like to think I'm kinda funny, but to hear some1 call that funny "genius" just takes it to a whole new egotistical level for me! LOL!

Now let's hope I don't dupe a reply...

YKYPISW ...

Windows loads, but it powers down when you start ANY program beyond that!
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Post by TheMadDJ » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:57 am

You know it's time to duck and cover when you hear the Windows start up theme.

It's like a nerdy air raid siren d=)
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