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SNAP! Of the day

Post by SirBeast » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:05 am

I starting this topic for the sake of posting one-line insults. Such as:

"When I first spotted you, I thought my eyes were bad - now I wish they were." - comedian Henny Youngman

or

"Not an attractive man - when he goes to the park, dogs sniff his face." - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog abt. Gilbert Gottfried

Feel free to add your own! I will try to add at least one every other day, if not more often
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Post by deadly_kisses » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:24 am

you mean something like this......

your the reason why they invented birth control.
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Post by SirBeast » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:16 am

deadly_kisses wrote:you mean something like this......

your the reason why they invented birth control.

EXACTLY like that DK! Thanks for your contribution!

BTW - Thanks for joining us in DeathBall the other night - with a little more playing you'll get used to the controls a little more and then can suck as bad as the rest of us! LOL!
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Post by hwsb » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:28 am

SirBeast wrote:EXACTLY like that DK! Thanks for your contribution!
damn beast i know you said one-liners but calling her Donkey Kong is just mean.

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Post by Ortega » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:23 pm

Yeah, you could of atleast called her a online TNA. Such a big jerk Beast.
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Post by -[UI]-License » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:06 pm

You have been arrested for being born.

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Post by TurkeyFromHell » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:42 pm

conserve oxygen: kill yourself

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Post by Nard » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:53 pm

Eat, $hit, and die
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Post by ZombieSlayer » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:56 pm

Do the folks at the science lab know you're out?

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Post by -[UI]-License » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:46 pm

How do you kill a retarded person? give him a gun.

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