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Post by General-Chainz » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:54 pm

Well apparently its the year of the rat

WOO-HOO ima rat a Wood Rat to be precise

alot of good things supposed to come to us rats this year
the one thing I read that kinda stuck out to me is
It said I have a way to dodge getting sick and accidents which is prolly why i never get sick or hurt (usually lol) But .. it said that If something dioes happen it will be major and it will more than likely involve Metal.

That part scares me I have a lead foot when im driving and I am a Rigger. So all I deal wit is metal ,chains,cables,slings, etc curious to see what gonna haappen to me lol but then again im a scared lol

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Post by SirBeast » Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:42 am

YO CHAINZ! Water Rat over here!
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Post by BaronVonRotterdam » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:43 am

Paintball wrote:Your sign is Monkey.

Monkeys enjoy an excellent rapport with everyone they meet and revel in the stability of their love relationships. Where wealth is concerned, you are the second luckiest sign in the zodiac, coming only after the Rooster.

Famous Monkey:
Gillian Anderson, Jennifer Aniston, Francesca Annis, Christina Aquilera, Michael Aspel, J. M. Barrie, Julius Caesar, Johnny Cash, Jacques Chirac, Joe censored, Colette, David Capperfield, Joan Crawford, Leonardo da Vinci, Timothy Dalton, Bette Davis, Danny De Vito, Celine Dion

Your reading:
Monkeys enjoy an excellent rapport with everyone they meet and revel in the stability of their love relationships.
this just about sums me up lol.
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Post by BoneofMalkav » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:01 pm

Water Pig here OINK OINK MOTHA BEEEEEEEEP-AS!
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Post by ZombieSlayer » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:11 pm

I was born in the year of the wood cat, and I'm a rabbitt 8)
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Post by BaronVonRotterdam » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:24 pm

ZombieSlayer wrote:I was born in the year of the wood cat, and I'm a rabbitt 8)
hmm i wonder if its wabbit season yet? lol
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Post by KnaveSkye » Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:57 pm

General-Chainz wrote:Well apparently its the year of the rat

WOO-HOO ima rat a Wood Rat to be precise

alot of good things supposed to come to us rats this year
the one thing I read that kinda stuck out to me is
It said I have a way to dodge getting sick and accidents which is prolly why i never get sick or hurt (usually lol) But .. it said that If something dioes happen it will be major and it will more than likely involve Metal.

That part scares me I have a lead foot when im driving and I am a Rigger. So all I deal wit is metal ,chains,cables,slings, etc curious to see what gonna haappen to me lol but then again im a scared lol

N E WAYS N E Other Rats out there?

Hmm, I am to wonder if Wood rats and Carball go hand in hand :shock:
I didnt know, but google and the internet aer so helpful, that i was, i knew rat, but not element. Also reading all you wrote there...well, when im at sea, my whole world is metal...and being a missle cruiser, its would sorta have to me major..i think. Ohh well, im just getting over being quite sick( had me on IV's) so hopefully that was the storm before the calm.
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Post by ZombieSlayer » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:38 am

Also remember Knave buddy you're just a floating target for them bubbleheads who will shoot you with exploding metal tubes :shock:
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Post by [iX]AnnaBeaver » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:48 am

I'm a good ol' Metal Dog pbjtime And I think the description fits me... \:D/
Dogs are loyal, faithful and honest and always stick to their firm codes of ethics. However, this Sign has trouble trusting others. It's generally quite trustworthy itself -- except for the occasional little white lies the Dog tells in order to make things go more smoothly. The Dog makes a wonderful, discreet and loyal friend (despite any white lies) and is an excellent listener. This Sign tends to root for the underdog and its keen sense of right and wrong makes it duty-bound to the core. The Dog's mantra seems to be, Live right, look out for the little people and fight injustice whenever possible.
Now this sounds more like you Paint..LOL
The spunky Monkey is the original party animal! Charming and energetic, Monkeys crave fun, activity and stimulation. They truly know how to have a good time and can often be seen swinging from one group of friends to another, attracting a motley crew in the process. Always upbeat, they are considered minor celebrities in their circle thanks to their sparkling wit and that rapier-sharp mind. Perhaps surprisingly, Monkeys are also good listeners and tackle complicated situations with ease. This Sign's natural curiosity lends it the desire to become knowledgeable on a broad range of topics. Monkeys have a show-off side that loves nothing more than to dazzle their pals with all they know.
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Post by hwsb » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:32 pm

woohoo metal monkey

lol that sounds awesome :hwsb2:

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