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Post by Nard » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:56 pm

*Have to say this one to a fat chick lol*

The bakery called, they want their rolls back.

lol.
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Post by SirBeast » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:17 am

The best part of you dribbled down your momma's leg
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Post by -[UI]-License » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:52 pm

Rofl.

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Post by TheMadDJ » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:17 pm

If you care so much, why don't you cry me a river, build me a boat, then sail far far away to someone who actually gives a damn?

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Post by TurkeyFromHell » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm

..wait, is that how you really look or is ur head up a sheep's ass?




thats for u mad ^.^... still dunno how that topic came up o.o

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Post by TheMadDJ » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:14 am

English slang name for the welsh. And no I'm not repeating it on here d=)

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Post by thetrunkmonkey » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:16 am

oOOoo i have one
your so fat when you walked in the groshery store wit high heels you stroke
oil lol

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Post by SirBeast » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:28 am

"Anyone can have bad breath... but yours could knock a buzzard off a crap wagon!" - George Carlin
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Post by Amy Infless » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:06 pm

well i dunno if you understand, but normally its easy ;-9

the existence of
[insert your 1. most fav. hated neighbour/city/country]
is the best proof for the thesis:
do [insert your 2. most fav. hated neighbour/city/country]
f##k mountain-goats?

(so its like:
the existence of A´s is the best proof for the thesis:
do B´s f##k mountain-goats?)

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Post by souless » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:07 am

this is probally to long for a one liner joke but whatever kinda more like a comback to the gay did ur mom jokes


while u were banging middle aged women i was tieing ur mom to a chair ripping her heart out and shoving it in a blender
The bible was misinterperated its the monotones shall inherit the earth not the meek

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