What not to talk about at the dentist.

Nard · Post by **Nard** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:53 am

I went to the dentist today and the doctors there were so annoying. Let me list atleast 5 things you should never talk to me about at the dentist.

1. First of all, I don't care how windy it is, do i look like the kind of guy who likes flying kites?
2. Don't ask me how my day is, normally when i have to go to the dentist, its a shity day.
3. Even when my teeth are shiny and are strong, you still continue to tell me to brush my teeth when I've been doing it for years?
4. Don't and I mean DONT tell me I look like my brother.
5. I'm to censored censored SHITTY censored OLD TO PICK TOYS OUTTA THE TREASURE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!

Yall know what im talkin about?

hwsb · Post by **hwsb** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:56 am

you passed up a free pick from the treasure box? dumbass. :hwsb2:

SirBeast · Post by **SirBeast** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:01 am

hwsb wrote:you passed up a free pick from the treasure box? dumbass. :hwsb2:

Yeah, seriously! ALWAYS take the freebie! If nothing else, you could hand it to your brother and say "Here, I got this from the dentist for you because I thought you'd really like it!" (as a gag - make is something as baby-ish as possible)

Perhaps even add "Because it's something someone with your mentality should be playing with"

OOOH! SNAP!

Intimidator · Post by **Intimidator** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:10 am

I feel for you ... I went last week and had a molar removed and i felt like telling him to STFU and just get it over with already.
Its bad enough i would rather have my balls twisted with a pair of pliars than to visit the dentist....
But really had no choice ...had to get the thing pulled...or shall i say my gums sliced up like piece of meat ...and 6 stitches later .
Well at least he gave me some good meds to last me a few days.

TurkeyFromHell · Post by **TurkeyFromHell** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:26 am

my dentist is some spanish dude and he has a pretty strong accent.. he doesnt rly chat..

|bah|Ariel · Post by **|bah|Ariel** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:05 pm

I never had that issue with my dentist.

He always like to talk about football. With that i mean real football , (the thing you yankees call soccer )

Ortega · Post by **Ortega** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:44 pm

I second that dumbass comment. You gotta be kidding me. Take two and tell them because your older. Free googy basket...HELL YA

Intimadtor- You gotta be kidding right. The ball twist then the denist. Hell have all my teeth.

brutt78 · Post by **brutt78** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:50 pm

i hate the dentist its the bit when they stick the needle into the roof of your mouth and say this may sting a little . mind you the nurse is nice a real stunner :finga:

Nard · Post by **Nard** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:05 pm

Yeah, all they got in the treasure box is broken air planes, dolls, tooth brush key chains, like im supposed to look like a BAMF when im walking down the halls and I got my tooth brush key chain hanging outt my pocket?

SirBeast · Post by **SirBeast** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:53 am

Nard wrote:Yeah, all they got in the treasure box is broken air planes, dolls, tooth brush key chains, like im supposed to look like a BAMF when im walking down the halls and I got my tooth brush key chain hanging outt my pocket?

I still say you shouldn've done something like gotten a doll to give to your brother and tell him you picked him up a date for Friday night!