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Re: best wishes

Post by General-Chainz » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:20 am

SirBeast wrote:Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishees.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


HOLY CRAP!! so your the bastard that comes up with those big long ass pointless paragraphs and sneaks em onto my walmart merchandise you bastard lol j/k


but besides that this Hanakuh I sat around the Tree and celebrated Kwanza yeah thas my fav holiday joke lol
Fool I'm a Vet You can bet That
I can Dance Underwater
And Not Get Wet ......Ice Cube

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to the Stability from the tranquility it all comes naturally F*** doin
it properly .....General-Chainz


And the Generals gave thanks...to the other Ranks....as they held back the enemy Tanks....for awhile ....Roger Waters

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Post by Dia-Bllo » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:18 am

Wait for it..., wait for it...

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Re: best wishes

Post by clnk_I.N.S. » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:01 pm

SirBeast wrote:Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishees.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
And I thought only Burger King bags were long enough to read while taking a dump.
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Post by MrsD » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:52 am

Is that coz Burger King gives u the shiiits and u sit on loo for a long time after eating there to know this????

It had to be asked (and coz i don't eat there, I only like the fries from there u c!)

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Post by Crazy_Barks » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:01 pm

the one with the trap reminds me of something I did once, but thats another story lol
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