Show off your pets

[[BGE]Chloe]

This thread is for showing off your most prized possesions...Your pets :prayer: We want to know its name, age, and breed if you know Maybe even have fun and write a first person bio on behalf of your pet. If you were your pet what would you say about yourself?

So I will start off with my love...my little girl:

Hi I am Missy, I am a four month old Duck Trolling Retriever.

I was picked up by my owner Dec 04, 2007 at 10 at night. I was one the only girl left and my 2 bros were still with me. I had 6 siblings. I was covered in crusted on pee from the other dogs and was curled in the corner of the crate. I was my mommys favorite. I came to a new home that night and had my first car ride I was scared so i hid my head under my new ladies arm. When I got to my new home I got to take a bath and she brushed me. Then all of a sudden a loud noise blew air at me and I hid in a corner. Now that I was dry she brushed me and my fur has never been fluffier. The next day I played with my new friend Scout (cat), I love to bark at him. There's also a little boy and I love to chase his feet across the house. I got to go to the vet on the 5th and she gave me some yummy bananna stuff (dewormer) then my new pets got me a nice new coller and harness so I can pee outside. I love my new home

I am happy to announce that I have completed my puppy training class I scored top in the class and recieved my own certificate and I won a Yellow star squeeky toy I can now sit-stay, down-stay, come by name, heel, leave it, sit pretty, shake a paw and switch, speak, and retrieve. I am now fixed and weigh 30lbs. I also love my new giraffe squeeky toy my owner got me, shes the best!!

My owner says when I turn 6 months old she is going to apply to get me a ilp# through the AKC so I can compete with other dogs in obedience and agility competitions. I cant wait, cause I love to run.

[[BGE]Chloe]

Hi my Name is Scout I am almost a year old and really dont have much to say about myslef. I was picke dup at the SPCA when I was a kitten. My owners old cat had gotten sick and they were lonely, and thats where I came in. I love tormenting Missy, eating, and doing acrobatics off the stairs. My owners took away my manhood so all I have left now is to be lazy and piss em off whenever possible

[ZombieSlayer]

Hi my name is Bailey and I'm an alcoholic. Oh wait sorry wrong place :shock:

Seriously though my owner is an ass. He never feeds me, never brushes me, never plays with me. He thinks it's fun to "beat the kitty" and then gets pissed when I swipe him with my claws. Wtf does he expect to happen when he beats me?

He even has the gall to try and clip my claws and yell at me when I have an accident and locks me up in kitty jail.

I used to be allowed to go outside until some jerk broke my leg and shaved my tail. Now my owner won't let me out, but if I ever do get out I'm never coming back.

Please someone help a kitty out and take me away from here.

[Dip42]

Hello this is Marley, this is one from when he is a puppy, he is now just over a year old

(he is a pain in the ass, let me tell you)

[Dip42]

This is William, My sister owned him first, but when she kept moving around we decided to adopt him. (notice the thing around his neck)
He is now 2, and is as lanky as the dog in toy story.

Apparently I Don't have any updated pictures of my dogs since I lost my camera cord. This is also the reason why I dont have pictures of Maggie, my oldest dog.

[SirBeast]

Aw man...

Oddly enough I can only see Zombie's pics when I am using FireFox with a specialized skin for this forum. When I view it in IE with the default forum skin I see them fine... so is it a browser issue or a skin issue?

[Ragnarok]

Hmm..... I'll post some pics once my mutt has her pups. shes kind of a fatty right now... and trying to keep her brother from drinkin her milk...

annoying..


i can see them fine beasty. But yeah... im having WoW withdrawals... so im playing on the toxic server an working on my pvp skills.

[SlOpPy2ndS]

Hello my name is pistol and i am supermutt.
I always look forward to sloppys payday, share beef jerky with me i always get half a 3.5 oz bag and he buys me stuff alot, i got him trained well

As u can see i got an attitude prob like sloppy
I stay at sloppys moms so i can hunt and kill birds and squirls in da yard and wait for sloppy to come over to play with me

oh you wanna know what i am, ima carrien terrior and a chiwawa and very well behaved

P.S. F--- Bob Barker, i still got my nuts and they aint going no where.

[Archangel]

Here's mine......

Timber......German Shepherd and Chow mix.......



and then there's Bird........a censored who talks and whistles waaaaaay.......waaaaaaay too much.

[ZombieSlayer]

Aw man...

Oddly enough I can only see Zombie's pics when I am using FireFox with a specialized skin for this forum. When I view it in IE with the default forum skin I see them fine... so is it a browser issue or a skin issue?

Skin issue, using default and FF I see all 8)