DM-(JRPG)-Skyscrapin-XL

airrrr man · Post by **airrrr man** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:23 pm

wooooooooot

Bert · Post by **Bert** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:42 pm

True, however since I am usually thrown off with great unexpected force I usually think, "S**t" and panic, desperately mashing the keyboard with my face in an attempt to hit the translocator key and alt fire beam out whilst simultaneously tearing both the keyboard and mouse away from the computer table which is now gushing a river of vodka tizer, ice cubes and cigarette ends.

Unable to see out of my bloodshot weeping eyes due to the nuke bomb pickup summon hot key being jammed up my left nostril and the space bar firmly entranched in my sinus I frantically feel around the immediate area with my foot for a place to drop the keyboard and mouse, where I accidentally kick the extension lead in to pool of sticky, vodkarry, tobaccoey, salivary beverage which has formed on the laminate flooring beneath the keyboard tray, causing it to explode in a mushroom cloud of flame and cheap cell phone chargers. Which conveniently triggers a huge electromagnetic pulse which travels down my dsl line, and after destroying 2 telephone exchanges, 3 Cisco hubs and a local internet café, arrives at our server. Where, and with appalling accuracy, crashes the map back to DM-Goliath at the end of wave 15 when everyone has loaded SSR Mini's and Lil Lady's.

BUT, having said all that, teleporters cause errors anyway!

Hehe I'm just playing with ya!

I can't wait to try this one with the tanks, and those 2 opposing door boxes widthways look like they'll be good fun with the new mp5 fire mines.

Nice job man! 8)

Post by **BaronVonRotterdam** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:08 am

Bert wrote:True, however since I am usually thrown off with great unexpected force I usually think, "S**t" and panic, desperately mashing the keyboard with my face in an attempt to hit the translocator key and alt fire beam out whilst simultaneously tearing both the keyboard and mouse away from the computer table which is now gushing a river of vodka tizer, ice cubes and cigarette ends.

Unable to see out of my bloodshot weeping eyes due to the nuke bomb pickup summon hot key being jammed up my left nostril and the space bar firmly entranched in my sinus I frantically feel around the immediate area with my foot for a place to drop the keyboard and mouse, where I accidentally kick the extension lead in to pool of sticky, vodkarry, tobaccoey, salivary beverage which has formed on the laminate flooring beneath the keyboard tray, causing it to explode in a mushroom cloud of flame and cheap cell phone chargers. Which conveniently triggers a huge electromagnetic pulse which travels down my dsl line, and after destroying 2 telephone exchanges, 3 Cisco hubs and a local internet café, arrives at our server. Where, and with appalling accuracy, crashes the map back to DM-Goliath at the end of wave 15 when everyone has loaded SSR Mini's and Lil Lady's.

BUT, having said all that, teleporters cause errors anyway!

Hehe I'm just playing with ya!

I can't wait to try this one with the tanks, and those 2 opposing door boxes widthways look like they'll be good fun with the new mp5 fire mines.

Nice job man! 8)

dude bert omg, you almost had me in tears. I was laughing so hard about how your face was flying to the keyboard and drinks and stuff was everywhere. Dude i laughed so hard you almost killed me. But thx the map should be on the server now.